Not Just Gibberish, Libelous Gibberish

We, Dan and Vince, respect Courtney Love.

Not for her music, or her acting, or her"rock star antics". We love her for her absurd online rants. They are absolute works of art- or at least that's what we think- but not what some other people think.

What?

Corks is getting sued for some of these rants. Check out the deets here. It sucks that none of Corks' earlier, crappier "art" never got her sued, it's only now that she has discovered the medium that works best for her (MySpace, Twitter, and apparently the comments section at Etsy.com), people get all litigious. Not fair! You can't stop art!

But on the plus side, it turns out Corks has a twitter page- fans of stream-of-consciousness-rock-star-dada click here and then rejoice!

Dan

Courtney Love, Surrealist...

Courtney Love has been spewing out some incredible stream-of-consciousness, dare we say, poetry on her MySpace page, her latest is no exception...

Then, to help draw attention to her poetry YouTube user surflesbo made the video you see above.

Dan

Reader E-mail: "Hello!"

We got a MySpace mesage from Lindy, she wants us to date her Mom. Can you blame her?

Hi! They call her "milk", 'cause she does a body good ;-)

I'm talking about my mother. She's single and would want to date a handsome guy like you She's a busy woman, she works and volunteers at an animal shelter once in a while. She plays the piano, reads books and loves to cook. She uses recipes she finds on the net. She is open-minded, laid-back, romantic and patient. She is also energetic and fun to hang around with � she's not negative and enjoys life's simple pleasures. I hope you'll write back! dont reply hear though; this is my account, she doesn't have one. Send your reply to her email address a mariestutsman@gmail.

Have fun!

Well, well... Now as saucy as this is, let me add in this detail- judging by her profile picture, Lindy looks like a model, so if the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... well, you can imagine...

Anyway, we had to respond:

Lindy,

So glad you wrote. Vince and I were just saying how we should take our surrealing to the dating-world... Your mom sound cool, I like that she's not negative, and that she, also, apparently likes to do a lot of stuff (and does do it, she doesn't just like it, she actually does it).

But, dear Lindy, I worry... Does your Mom really have the time to date, not one, but two practicing surrealists? Can she stand the constant 24/7X2 phone calls and professions of love...

"Milk, I would run through a forest of feet for you!"

"Milk, farmers wouldn't have to grow potatoes if they knew what grew in my heart for you."

"Milk, A forest of feet (shoed or unshoed) is no match for the love I have for you."

"Milk, were you at the store last week? Someone was there, they looked like you."

"Milk, the reason I was late for our date (which I forgot to tell you about) was because I tried to take a short cut through the forest of feet again- this proved to be a bad idea, because while the feet (planted in the ground ankle-first) are only about 8 inches high, my vision was obscured by the thought of you..."

Consider all of this; scheduling, surrealing and feet forests and get back to me...

Look forward to hearing from you soon,

Dan

We'll keep you posted!

Dan

Press Coverage of the MCLA Gallery 51 MySpace Show

Did you hear about the MCLA Gallery 51 MySpace Show that we were in?

Well here are some moving pictures from the show- dare I say motion pictures?



So, you get it? Well be prepared to un-get it as you watch this bafflingly truncated piece of media coverage...



Have you un-gotten it all yet? Well we're not done with you... Here's one more video which we can only describe as "deliberate" and "!" and also "7." Enjoy.



Thanks. Now I've got to return to striking.

Dan.

200th MySpace Friend Spectacular (with giveaways!)

Friends, have we got a deal for you!

As you may not have noticed, but we did, we now have over 200 friends on MySpace (cue canned applause)! That would be pretty meagre and disappointing if we were, say, a graphic novel-derived movie featuring guys with big abs, but since we are but meagre Surrealists with disappointing abs, we feel great!

So, as a thank you, we have decided to give back to our fan-munity. Here's what you do: Shoot us a message via this MySpace doohickey answering the following question:

What?

Include your address (which we will never use for any purpose except this giveaway - we swear on the grave of Luis Bunuel), and we'll send you a fabulous prize (cue canned applesause)!

Prizes may include, but are not limited to: A tempremental pedometer from a box of Special K cereal, an Anti- records CD sampler I found, or possibly a cute picture of a baby. You can also try requesting your prize, if you want. No telling what you'll wind up getting (and Lord knows it won't be what you asked for), but we'd enjoy hearing the kinds of things people want for doing very little these days.

We're serious, so happy question-answering.

Vince out.