Dan and Vince are two practicing Surrealists parading their art (meaning, "themselves") around the country, from the art scene of NYC to the movie scene (well, not "scene" so much as "scenic painting"...it's on the Paramount lot and two hobos, both named Oliver, incidentially, live behind it with a rat they've trained to dance a soft-shoe and steal food from the commisary) of Los Angeles. And remember: If it doesn't say "Dan & Vince" somewhere on it, it just ain't that Surreal.
Surrealists Dan and Vince bust through the door and begin flipping over tables.
Poe! Amos Poe! Is Amos Poe in here? Where is he? Somebody bring me that No Wave motherfucker! He's on my list! And not my Christmas list- my other list- my shit list! It's right here. It says:
End of list. Anyway we're here to talk to Poe about his 2007 film Empire 2. The trailer's embedded at the top of the page, give it a watch, we'll wait...
When I watched that trailer I felt like I had already seen it before- but, c'mon a sequel to Andy Warhol's Empire- I know I haven't seen that before- unless... I saw it inside my own brain!!!
I present EXHIBIT A in the trial of Dan and Vince vs. Amos Poe. Here is a clip from an interview I did in 2001...
You think you dada, Poe? You ain't dada! You ain't nothin'! This ain't over Poe!
It's been stated again and again that our current celebrity culture of paparazzis, gossip blogs, and most importantly people who are famous simply because they are famous, is essentially the world that Andy Warhol predicted. And it's true.
For example, one of the top stories on TMZ today is a video of Regis Philbin in a parking lot. (Watch it here)
Okay, did you seriously just click on that link? Did you consider it? Because I don't know if you were reading the previous sentence, but it's video of Regis Philbin in a parking garage- he's walking to his car, he says he just saw a good show... that's it! That's all it is!
If I were to have experienced this event first-hand, like I was actually in the parking garage and I saw Regis and he said "I just saw a good show" and then I told you about it, what would your reaction be? My guess is you would say "Um, alright, that's nice- I guess, you want to get something to eat?" I don't think you would say "No way! I do not believe you! That is unbelievable, I am going to have to see some video of that shit!"
Or maybe you would, I don't know... anyway, it's there if you want it.
So what's the difference between these streaming video of Regis Philbin in a parking garage or Paris Hilton renting a video and Warhol's films of Edie Sedgwick sitting on a bed or Nico combing her hair?
Well, Nico and Edie are much more interesting than Regis and Paris and you have to sit through ads (seriously) to watch the untitled "Regis in Parking Lot" film at TMZ, but the main difference is that these new TMZ films have no style while Warhol's films had this great, locked-down, dadaist anti-aesthetic.
I guess you could make the argument that TMZ's "films" have a sort of hand-held cinema verite style, but would you seriously want to make that effort?
Paparazzi videos are not art. Or they weren't- until today... Check out a still from this video of Amy Winehouse doing drugs...
Look at those colors! You can watch the whole video here.
Now of course, this is from the UK... so I say to all of the American paparazzi, all of you who went out to Hollywood with a PD-150 thinking you were going to be the next Robert Rodriguez, but realized that instead you get an easier paycheck if you chase Britney Spears with a camera and scream questions at her until she finally comments on Estelle Getty's death, to you, I say:
1. This is it for you, the only job you'll ever have. No one is ever going to produce your screenplay about the witty hitman who likes to quote Tsui Hark films. What's that you say? Your script includes notes about which obscure songs should be included on the soundtrack? And you can also shoot, direct, and edit it yourself? And everyone wears suits? Well then maybe I'm wrong, but let's assume I'm not...
2. So while you're stuck in your gutter, at least try to make some art every once in a while. Harvey Levin may not care what your video looks like, but Andy does... and he's looking down on you from artist heaven (the low-rent part of heaven, which will be filled with over-priced condos in about 10 years...) hoping you don't let him down...
We (Dan. Vince.) are two practicing Surrealists, originally from Texas, but now parading our art (meaning, "us") around the country, from the rarefied art scene of NYC to the more proletariat movie scene (well, not "scene" so much as "scenic painting"...we've seen it, it's on the Paramount lot and two hobos, both named Oliver, incidentially, live behind it with a rat they've trained to dance a soft-shoe and steal food from the commisary) of Los Angeles. And remember: If it doesn't say "Dan & Vince" somewhere on it, it just ain't that Surreal.
