More on the Un-Surreal Non-Magic...

Here's the finale of David Blaine's "magic show":



So... you see... it's magic...

I feel bad for the poor announcer, struggling so hard to try and make any of this the least bit interesting. I remember when I was a kid, I used to watch David Copperfield specials, and yes they sucked, and yes they were cheesy, but at least they were magic. Not- whatever the hell this was...

In related news, I haven't had a bowel movement in 3 days- ABC if you're interested in putting together a television special about it, including the "live poop finale"- please let me know.

Dan

Because Everybody Loves Haikus

We know they're not that Surreal, but we figured "Hey, everybody loves Haikus!" So enjoy.

Why'd you turn around
Girl with amazing body?
Why were you a dude?

Angsty. Sullen. Bored.
Kid who lives in our building,
You should join a band

Poop poop poop poop poop.
Call it art art art art art.
It's the next big trend.

Our heating is off
And it's goddamn cold in here.
Why don't you love us?

Hey, Marcel Duchamp
History won't forgive you
For that damn toilet.