A Little Late...

We just found this in our inbox today...

Too bad, we didn't get this a week ago. It might have influenced us if you know what I mean... but we didn't get it a week ago. We got it today. After we endorsed Brian Moore for Preident.

Nice try guys, and we were really pushing for you too. This really would have helped. Oh well... Thanks anyway...

Dan

Confirmed! John McCain, Don Rickles Actually Same Person

You heard it here first, folks. DNA evidence confirms it.

So when "John McCain" announces his running mate will be George Carlin, don't say we didn't warn you.

And a note to everybody at the FCC: with Vice President Carlin to look forward to, just start packing up your offices now.