Bellyaching About Work is Better Than Bellyaching About No Work

You know who sucks? Customers.

Vince: Yeah?
Dumb Customer: Mmm...yeah. Hang on.
Vince: It's cool. Not like anybody's waiting. Here at this Starbucks. At 7:30 in the morning.
(annoyed look from customer)
Dumb Customer: Then I'll just have some tea.
Vince: You're in a Starbucks. We sell coffee. What kind of coffee would you like?
Dumb Customer: You also sell tea.
Vince: Who works here? You, or me? We sell coffee.
Dumb Customer: And tea. Like that stuff right there.
(customer points behind me)
Vince: Not falling for that.
Dumb Customer: You have boxes, and boxes of tea just to the left of your head.
Vince: And my shoe's untied. I know.
(Sarah Walpole, aka Sarah the Hun, aka our new manager, walks up as the line of waiting customers threatens to queue up out the door and onto the sidewalk)
Sarah the Hun: Vincent? Turn your head to the left and sell the woman some tea.
(I turn my head to the left. I see boxes of tea.)
Vince: Well...tea is for women.

I've been asked that Dan take the shift tomorrow. All because of that Dumb Customer.

Vince out.