The Banana Hammer (...is not in Vince's pants)

Newsflashes from CNN:

1. There is cold weather.
2. Cold weather sucks.
3. There is apparently a hammer shortage in Minnesota.
4. This weather man is also available for really uncomfortable birthday parties.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/weather/2009/01/15/kare.banana.hammer.cnn

Vince out.