Fart Potato

Fart Potato, everybody. (NSFW Language)



You're probably all "you guys haven't blogged in forever- then you randomly post some video you made called 'fart potato' with no explanation?"

To which I reply, "we didn't make this video, we had nothing to do with it, we're just sharing it- that's important for you to know, we did not make this."

Dan

More from Japan

I've already talked about how Japan's main export is surrealism but we're kinda sorta over it.

But today is sort of a slow news day. Plus we're lazy. So we're breaking the glass and pulling ourselves out some good-old-fashioned Japanese Surrealism.

But before we start, I'd like to note that this isn't coming from some random game-show or kid's cartoon, this one comes from a genuine auteur. Takashi Miike- who has made some great films, such as Visitor Q, The Happiness of the Katakuris, and Audition- but not Ichi the Killer, which despite what the film-student with tattoos who is talking way too loudly one table over from you at the coffee shop insists is not the most brutal/awesome/best movie ever. It's just not. Go slap that guy.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah- embeddable video player, go!!!!



So there it is folks.

As far as release info for the US, I don't know, and frankly I'm not going to bother to look it up, because if it's anything like most of Miike's other movies, it will end up being unceremoniously dumped to DVD sometime next year.

Dan

Unseen YouTube Vol. 1

Our music video for Mariah Carey's 'Touch my Body' recently passed 8,000 hits on the YouTube- which is awesome. But for some videos YouTube is a much more lonely place, so we decided, being the Kings of YouTube, we would spread the love to some formerly unseen videos.

But don't get me wrong, it's not all charity- I really do believe this is going to open up a treasure trove of oddness...

Here's goes:



This video, titled xdsd, is described simply as:

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I couldn't describe it better myself- actually, I might have included the word 'fireworks' in there somewhere, but to each his own I guess...



This video is called Forgotten Talles, not to be confused with Forgotten Tales- the band playing in this video, there's a difference between the people who make the art and the individual works of art- indicated here with the extra "l". The video is described as:

jhgfjhg

which is gibberish-talk for 'Prog-rock song about dragons'. For fun, check out the Mom at the 1:00 mark.



This video, fgfdgf, is basically some sort of presentation or church service or something- pretty boring, and with 25 views it's a bit more widely seen than most of what I want to showcase here- but then at the 6 second mark- well I don't want to ruin it... but it's awesome. Genuinely awesome- the last second is pure chaos, seriously. More terrifying than Cloverfield.

Anyway, I'm only going to do three videos today, but I think this might be my new favorite segment here... more soon.

Dan