Being a surrealist, I tend to think outside of the box- but even so, I never thought that there would ever be an honest to God surreal sandwich. Think about it, what would a surreal sandwich consist of?
Take the state of Montana, slather on fortitude, three pickles, and our blend of spices (a mixture of Danny Elfman and forest fires), lay it on top of two microchips, grill it like a panini and serve it underwater.
Yeah, but you can't eat that. Anyway, KFC went ahead and made what appears to be an actual, edible surreal sandwich, The Double Down.
The above video made the rounds online last week, but I didn't think it was real- but then Fox News confirmed it:
Now I usually wouldn't use Fox News as a source for anything, and if you were to do so I would ridicule you to the point that it would be embarrassing for both of us. However, I really wanted to write this article so I could include the hilarious "surreal sandwich" description I posted just a few inches back...
Dan
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