JuggalUpdate

Why haven't we been blogging? Because we were at the muthafuqin GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS!



Okay, we weren't really there. We were just joking, hope we didn't mislead anyone. Anyway, it's too bad we didn't go because it seems like the place to be if you're into underage and/or overweight women.

That was mean, actually. I feel bad I said that.

In actuality the worst part of being at the Gathering would be the dudes- they all seem to be that type of dude, a descendant of the hateful jock/frat boy of my youth who really loves metal and ends up at the Slayer concert, shirtless, screaming out requests for "Seasons in the Abyss" over and over again, right in your ear, then when they finally play it (as they were planning to, not because of his yelling) he goes nuts and starts a little mosh-pit with the people around him (you) and he's shirtless and possibly on PCP so you're accidentally getting to second base with him while he punches you in the face. Then the song ends, he yells "yeah!" (again, in your ear) then shakes your hand and give you a high-five as if you two had just been through some sort of combat together- and in a way YOU have, but not him, but he doesn't know. Then, when they start playing their next song, let's say "Captor of Sin," he offers you a joint, you turn it down, he looks up at the band, and yells out "Angel of Death!!!" (again, in your ear).

Anyway, imagine that guy described above but with shittier taste in music, and wearing clown make-up, in the woods, times several thousand.

Anyway, VideoGum posted the above video, they've got pictures and stuff too. Check it out. And from the looks of it, Andrew WK was nowhere in sight.

Dan