Surreal Blog Post #1

People always go:

Hey Dan and Vince, I love your blog- but it's not really surreal is it?

And then we go:

Well, we're surreal- and we make it, and we talk about surreal things- so I think that counts...

Then we feel kind of awkward, being called out by a 'normal' and all...

But we don't post 'surreal blogs' because, frankly, we didn't think you guys could take it- but, hey, you asked for it...

So here we go. Surreal Blog Post #1. This is going to be totally surreal. You've been warned!



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