Dash Snow is a Bee-yatch

As you may have noticed, we recently picked a fight with film director D.J. Caruso.

Now we're picking one with Dash Snow. Because he's a bitch, and he's everything that's wrong with art.

For example, in his collage called "F*** the Police," here's what he did: He took newspaper clippings about police, and he masturbated on them. Then he put them in frames. Then he sold them for millions of dollars.

You think that's hard? Try spending thirty days in the can for pissing on the LA Times building.

Jerking it on newspapers isn't art (and believe me, we found out the hard way...), taking pictures of your idiot friends doing blow isn't art (it's tabloid fodder, at best), and having a long beard isn't art (unless you're in Z.Z. Top). We know the word gets thrown around a lot, but do you guys know what Surrealism really is? It's putting two things next to each other that don't belong. But you can't put any two things next to each other, they have to be the right things. And Dan and I have to figure this crap out before we walk out the door in the morning, because we can't just walk down the street, we have to walk down the street and make people think, dammit. This is our life.

Where's our millions of dollars?

Vince out!