Some Amazing Jokes...

Last night we came across issue four of "Britain's First Alternative Kid's Comic" Acne.

Here are some jokes from the Daft Jokes section of the magazine, and... Wow! There are some really great jokes in here.

"What have an apple and and an orange got in common?"
"Neither of them are orange except the orange."

"What has two legs and bleeds?"
"Half a dog"

"Wot's the definition of a snail?"
"A bogie wearing a crash helmet"

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there"
"Fred"
"Fred who?"
"Clint Eastwood"

"How do you make a dog drink?"
"Liquidize it"

"Why did the skeleton burp?"
"'Cuz he didn't have the guts to fart."

"Why did E.T. kill himself?"
"Because he got his phone bill"

"What's red and invisible?"
"No tomatoes"

Dan.