"...fooding..."

So here's the set-up at La Casa* de Dan and Vince, my computer is in my bedroom, Vince's is in his room.

We exchange IMs through out the day about, you know, whatever... what's on TV, funny links, you know...

Anyway, today Vince went into the kitchen to get some Go-Tarts** and noticed that the sink was running, filling up and spilling onto the floor.

He did what any responsible renter would do, he ran into his room and IMed me. Here is that conversation:

VINCE: Kitchen is fooding.
DAN: Oh crap!

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DAN: I got the food out of there.
VINCE: Ok.
DAN: So no worries there roomie.
VINCE: Um...
DAN: Yeah.
VINCE: Did you turn the sink off?
DAN: No.
DAN: Did you need me to?
DAN: I wish you woulda told me, I was just in the kitchen.
VINCE: What did you do in the kitchen?
DAN: I'm not going back in there.
DAN: I was getting the food out.
VINCE: Why?
DAN: The kitchen was fooding, and I didn't want it to food any of our food.
VINCE: Food?
DAN: Yeah, the stuff you eat.
VINCE: I mean food (verb)?
DAN: Eating or using food, you call that fooding.
VINCE: No you don't.
DAN: ?
VINCE: You call it eating.
DAN: Oh.
DAN: Oh crap.

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VINCE: What did you just do?
DAN: I put the food back in there.
VINCE: Did you turn the sink off?
DAN: No.
DAN: Don't worry.

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DAN: That was weird that we both went to the kitchen just then.
VINCE: Yeah.
DAN: I really like Go-Tarts.
VINCE: Me too.
DAN: I like fooding them.

That's all folks.

Dan.

* Casa means apartment, right?
** Like Pop-Tarts, but for when you're on the go. Personally I think a better name would be Portab-a-tarts, but that's just me.