Saturday, January 20, 2007

Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! (Read this Today!)

I'm happy to announce we're having a fashion show tonight! Here's the press release:


On Saturday, January 20th, 2007 Dan and Vince will be holding a fashion show at the Tupperware Bowl in Los Angeles, CA.
...wait... no...

...Dan and Vince will be holding a fashion show IN the Tupperware Bowl in Los Angeles, CA.
...hmmm... that could sound more interesting... It needs a name... A-ha!

...Dan and Vince will be holding FASHION SALAD in the Tupperware Bowl in Los Angeles, CA.
Yeah, Fashion Salad... I like that...

What Vince? Really? Okay. Yeah... No... I mean... if that's accurate, that's what I'll say. I don't want people to be confused.

...Dan and Vince will be holding Fashion Salad in A Tupperware Bowl in Los Angeles, CA.
You're right, that is nice.

What? No shit! Why did I make that typo? And why did I make it so many times? What is wrong with me today?

...Dan and Vince will be holding POTATO Salad in a Tupperware Bowl in Los Angeles, CA.
There we are...

On Saturday, January 20th, 2007 Dan and Vince will be holding Potato Salad in a Tupperware Bowl in Los Angeles, CA. Then they will scoop it into two smaller ceramic bowls (one for Dan, one for Vince), then they will eat that tasty stuff with honey baked ham and baked beans. The potato salad will then be placed in the fridge where it will remain until it is pulled out half an hour later for a second helping. It will return to the fridge again with the best intentions, but, sadly, it will be forgotten.

Jay McCarroll from Project Runway will be in attendance.

Dan.

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