Where Have We Seen This Before?

Hey look! It's Beyonce's new video... It starts off with a Reservoir Dogs homage- and I use homage in the way Reservoir Dogs director Quentin Tarantino uses it- meaning they just ripped it off. (So is it actually a City of Fire reference?)

THEN, we get a glitchy shot of several Beyonces while she sings about being video taped- wait, I feel like I've seen this before... where have I seen this before?



Oh right! In our video for Mariah Carey's 'Touch my Body'!

Are we saying Beyonce ripped us off? No. Skip to 2:25 in the Beyonce video...



(Shakes fist at the sky) GAGA!

Why are you doing this to us? Everyone already give you all the surrealing points (like air-miles, but for surrealing) then you have to just start cold-clockery STEALING from us. We have nothing? Why are you doing this to us?

This is war or WaWa.

Dan

Hey! Look! Lady Gaga!

As we've said before, we're bored by Lady Gaga- however, people have chosen to ignore us as surrealist tastemakers and continue to refer to her as surreal. Whatever. Here's her new video. I can't say anything else about it, because I haven't watched it. But I'm posting it, because she's surreal right? At least according to you, and you would know right?

Great. Whatever. Hope you're happy.

Dan

Not Dead!

Just to clarify. We are not dead. We (Dan and Vince) are still around, still working at Starbucks, and still very much surreal.

Sorry for the lack of blogging, but we've been working on something big- you'll see it soon.

Dan

Hey Vince
I just typed a blog saying sorry we hadn't been blogging because we were working on a big art project
hahaha
that should keep people happy
now we just need to come up with something we could say we've been working on
since, actually, we haven't been working on anything.
Vince?
Hello?
Oh crap.
This isn't IM is it?
This is blogspot?
Meaning I'm typing all of this into a blog and not into IM?
Crap.