Inanities, Part 4

Things I've written on my typewriter:

I saw this movie once with Ronald Reagan. But the thing was, he wasn’t president yet. So I kept watching this thing going "Man, that guy’s going to be president someday." It was nuts. You can now do two things you couldn't do before you read the preceding:

1. I've been in movies, too, just like Ronald Regan. So now you can watch me in a movie and think "Man, that guy's going to be president someday."

2. This Ronald Regan movie I mentioned, I forgot the title, Patricia Neal was in it, too. I think it was her first movie, as a matter of fact. So if that helps you any, now you can go watch that movie and sit there thinking the same thing I did (Ronald Regan + President = One Day). Then, if you ever read in the news about me doing something really awful and somebody tells you that you shouldn’t judge somebody until you’ve walked in their shoes or known what it was like to be them, you can say: ‘I know. But I have, and that guy's nuts."