Dash Snow is a Bee-yatch

As you may have noticed, we recently picked a fight with film director D.J. Caruso.

Now we're picking one with Dash Snow. Because he's a bitch, and he's everything that's wrong with art.

For example, in his collage called "F*** the Police," here's what he did: He took newspaper clippings about police, and he masturbated on them. Then he put them in frames. Then he sold them for millions of dollars.

You think that's hard? Try spending thirty days in the can for pissing on the LA Times building.

Jerking it on newspapers isn't art (and believe me, we found out the hard way...), taking pictures of your idiot friends doing blow isn't art (it's tabloid fodder, at best), and having a long beard isn't art (unless you're in Z.Z. Top). We know the word gets thrown around a lot, but do you guys know what Surrealism really is? It's putting two things next to each other that don't belong. But you can't put any two things next to each other, they have to be the right things. And Dan and I have to figure this crap out before we walk out the door in the morning, because we can't just walk down the street, we have to walk down the street and make people think, dammit. This is our life.

Where's our millions of dollars?

Vince out!

Dash Snow, R.I.P.

Gawker is reporting that our one-time rival Dash Snow has passed away from a heroine overdose. I think they summed it up best:

Whether you liked his art or not, you have to admire the fact that he was a unique dude. R.I.P.

Dan

Dash Snow Tribute Project

So Dash Snow is dead. We're thinking of a tribute- but we're going to need some money... we're going to need enough money to buy a few of his pieces of art, the jizz ones. Because then (and this is where the tribute comes in) we are going to ejaculate on them.

Take that for what you will... But if anyone wants to donate (money, not semen), let us know...

What? Too Soon? Yeah, kind of, but that's the point- this wouldn't be funny (as if it is now) in two years when the fickle art world has picked someone new to "love/hate". Like Jimmy Jim Bill Steve, who cuts off his own weiner then paints with the blood from his severed member until he passes out and dies.* He'll be great.

Dan

* Not a real person, but don't let that stop anyone out there from starting a Wikipedia page for him.