The Magic of YouTube, Lying... (Actual Post)

So, weird thing... that last post? I apparently typed what I was supposed to be saying out loud, also, apparently, I said out loud what I was supposed to be typing here. HTML code and all. No wonder that guy looked at me so weird... Anyway, after he spoke to Sarah the Hun (aka, our manager) and I got my (actually, our) first verbal warning, I am now back on my laptop, fixing my mistake.

Here's what I meant to say:

YouTube is a magical place, magical because of stuff like this:

Now before I post this, I have to tell you this is supposed to be a TV commercial featuring Kerry King and other thrash metal guys. Sounds cool, huh? Well not as cool as this:



Congratulation YouTube user HalfEatenDimSim, you have left us completely dumbstruck.

Other videos in this dada/metal/prankster's cannon include...

How to play Slayer's Dead Skin Mask:



I'm sensing some sort of resentment for Kerry King here...

But Megadeth get some of the same baffling treatment:



And then an optical illusion:



And then some original songs... you can look at those on your own time and not "Starbucks' time" or at least that's what my manager says.

Dan