Monday, September 29, 2008

Sarah Palin's Stream of Consciousness



A lot of people know Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin as a staunch conservative, a hockey mom, or perhaps the woman who said "thanks but no thanks (but actually, thanks)" to the brilliant bridge to nowhere. But did you know she is also an amazing stream of consciousness poet?

Here's one of her most recent works, I think it's Untitled, or it's called Bailout:

That's why I say, I, like every American I'm speaking with were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bailout. But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Helping the "o". It's got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So healthcare reform, and reducing taxes, and reighning in spending has got to accompany tax reduction and tax relief for Americans and trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as competitive, scary thing, but 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation.

It's got to be the best piece of stream of consciousness poetry I've read since this or maybe this...

And it makes her a serious contender for the White House in our eyes...

Dan

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