Just FYI: The Greatest Pimp in the World

For those of you who have been searching tirelessly, you can stop -- Dan and I have found the Greatest Pimp in the World.

We were driving up La Brea this morning, and sitting at the light right in front of Grey Goose Framing, where they've got the giant Gort statue in the window, and that's when it happened.

A guy in a silver 4Runner cut us off, but we didn't get mad, because we immediately understood that we were in the presence of greatness. Behind the wheel was a white guy wearing a bandana on his head and then a ball cap on top of that, he had sunglasses on that looked like ski goggles, and had one of those hands-free cell phone things dangling from his ear. Not Bluetooth, no, the dinky little cord-thing with a microphone that looks like a peanut about halfway down it. Then, on his back window, was an alumni sticker from "The Universtiy of Pimpin" and his licence plate read "HAREM." And I turned to Dan and said "That tears it. Greatest Pimp in the World." We high-fived and then stopped for Slurpees at the next block.

Sure, some of you might be thinking "No white guy could be the Greatest Pimp in the World," or "Are you sure he actually GRADUATED from the University of Pimpin?" or "If he's the Greatest Pimp in the World, why was he clearly living out of his 4Runner with all of his clothes hanging up in the back and a rolled-up sleeping bag on the back seat?"

See, that's just how he rolls. Humility and Greatness, they go together like Pimps and Hos.


Vince out.